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The Bulls Are Greater Than The Warriors

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

A dangerously biased celebration of Chicago dominance — and a public safety warning for Warriors fans. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Warriors, the only book brave enough, petty enough, and caffeinated enough to compare the most iconic franchise in NBA history with the franchise that turned kombucha into a … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Warriors

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The only book brave enough to say what New Yorkers scream daily: We’re better. Deal with it. Prepare yourself for the pettiest, loudest, most aggressively unscientific basketball book ever inflicted upon humanity. 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Warriors is a glorious, logic-free celebration of New York delusion, written specifically to irritate every kombucha-sipping, … Continued

The Warriors Are Greater Than The Bulls

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The most disrespectful Bay Area propaganda Chicago never asked for. At long last, a book bold enough — and stupid enough — to declare what every modern NBA fan with Wi-Fi already knows: the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Chicago Bulls. Yes, we said it. And no, this isn’t up for debate. Because this … Continued

The Warriors Are Greater Than the Celtics

By Daniela A

A proudly biased, statistically allergic, emotionally unstable tribute to Warriors supremacy. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Warriors Are Greater Than the Celtics, the book that does for Golden State vs. Boston what Steph Curry did to the three-point line: absolutely ruins the sport for anyone who liked peace, tradition, or rational basketball debate. Like … Continued

The Warriors Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

A beautifully ridiculous, scientifically unscientific masterpiece of basketball pettiness. Congratulations — you’ve found the only book brave enough to declare, loudly and proudly, that the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we know Lakers fans will immediately start typing in ALL CAPS about rings from the 80s. No, we don’t care. … Continued