Skip to content

Arsenal Are Greater Than Tottenham

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

AN IDEAL GIFT FOR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT TOTTENHAM AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A brazenly biased, gloriously petty, unapologetically red-and-white sermon explaining why Arsenal are — and forever shall be — bigger, better, brighter, and vastly less hilarious than Tottenham Hotspur. If you thought this book would be fair, balanced, or even faintly … Continued

Chelsea Are Greater Than Tottenham

By Daniela A

AN IDEAL GIFT FOR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT TOTTENHAM AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A smug, satin-lined, silver-polished manifesto explaining — in great detail and even greater pettiness — why Chelsea Football Club are effortlessly, indisputably, cosmically superior to Tottenham Hotspur. If you expected balance, fairness, or anything remotely resembling diplomacy… I’m afraid you’ve … Continued

Tottenham Are Greater Than Arsenal

By Daniela A

AN IDEAL GIFT FOR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT ARSENAL AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A totally unbiased, deeply scientific explanation of why Tottenham Hotspur > Arsenal (If you’re an Arsenal fan and still reading, please consult a medical professional.) Welcome to Tottenham Hotspur > Arsenal, the book North London has been waiting for — … Continued

Tottenham Are Greater Than Chelsea

By Daniela A

A warm, thoughtful, utterly fair explanation of why Tottenham Hotspur > Chelsea (If you’re a Chelsea fan, please place all emotional valuables in the overhead locker and brace for turbulence.) Welcome to Tottenham Hotspur > Chelsea, the book that finally settles West London’s favourite philosophical dispute: Is it better to be a jet engine of … Continued