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The 76ers Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

Finally, a book brave enough to say what Philly has been yelling since the dawn of traffic cones. Introducing the most gloriously biased, proudly unscientific, borderline offensive sports “analysis” ever turned into a paperback: 100 Reasons Why the Sixers Are Greater Than the Lakers. Yes, seriously. A full book explaining why the Philadelphia 76ers — a franchise … Continued

The Bulls Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

A beautifully delusional masterpiece proving Chicago > Hollywood in every imaginable way. At last: a book brave enough, petty enough, and stupid enough to declare what Bulls fans already know and Lakers fans desperately pretend isn’t true — Chicago’s Bulls are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we said it. And yes, we wrote 100 reasons … Continued

The Celtics Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

Scientifically proven arguments to convince any Lakers fan to root for the right team. Science not provided. Think the Lakers are the kings of basketball? That’s adorable. Sure, they have Hollywood glitz, fancy arenas, and celebrity bandwagoners. But if you want real championships, grit, and a team that earned its legacy on the hardwood, it’s time … Continued

The Heat Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The book no Lakers fan asked for and every Heat fan will pretend they didn’t buy. Congratulations — you’ve just found the most aggressively biased, proudly fact-free basketball book since the invention of trash talk. 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Lakers is a beautifully ridiculous, science-free collection of arguments proving that Miami is … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

Finally, a book brave enough to say what New Yorkers scream and Lakers fans can’t spell. Behold the most aggressively biased, proudly fact-free argument ever turned into a paperback: 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Lakers. A literary masterpiece for Knicks fans, a psychological thriller for Lakers fans, and a public service announcement for … Continued

The Lakers Are Greater Than The Celtics

By Daniela A

A proudly biased, wildly unhinged, absolutely unapologetic love letter to Los Angeles — and a cease-and-desist waiting to happen for Boston. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Lakers Are Greater Than the Celtics, a sacred text for Lakers fans, a hate crime for Celtics fans, and a delightful act of slander for anyone stuck somewhere … Continued

The Warriors Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

A beautifully ridiculous, scientifically unscientific masterpiece of basketball pettiness. Congratulations — you’ve found the only book brave enough to declare, loudly and proudly, that the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we know Lakers fans will immediately start typing in ALL CAPS about rings from the 80s. No, we don’t care. … Continued