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The 76ers Are Greater Than The Knicks

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

A scientific masterpiece, assuming “science” means screaming at Knicks fans. Behold the most gloriously biased, proudly unhinged, accuracy-optional basketball book mankind has ever wasted paper on. 100 Reasons Why the Sixers Are Greater Than the Knicks is Philadelphia’s love letter to itself and New York’s official notice that it’s been delusional since 1973. Inside these pages, you’ll … Continued

The Heat Are Greater Than The Knicks

By Daniela A

AN IDEAL GIFT TO GIVE TO YOUR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT THE KNICKS AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A proudly biased, logic-free, emotionally unstable tribute to Miami supremacy. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Knicks, the book that takes one of the NBA’s pettiest rivalries and pours an entire … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Bulls

By Daniela A

Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Bulls, a book so petty, so biased, and so deeply allergic to objectivity that it should probably be illegal in the state of Illinois. Like every disasterpiece in the 100 Reasons Why universe, nothing inside these pages is factual, sensible, or emotionally healthy. This … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Celtics

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The only book brave enough to claim New York > Boston without witness protection. At long last, a book that says what Knicks fans scream every season and Celtics fans pretend not to hear: the New York Knicks are greater than the Boston Celtics. Yes, we know Boston has rings from the Eisenhower administration. Yes, we … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

Finally, a book brave enough to say what New Yorkers scream and Lakers fans can’t spell. Behold the most aggressively biased, proudly fact-free argument ever turned into a paperback: 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Lakers. A literary masterpiece for Knicks fans, a psychological thriller for Lakers fans, and a public service announcement for … Continued

The Knicks Are Greater Than The Warriors

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The only book brave enough to say what New Yorkers scream daily: We’re better. Deal with it. Prepare yourself for the pettiest, loudest, most aggressively unscientific basketball book ever inflicted upon humanity. 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Warriors is a glorious, logic-free celebration of New York delusion, written specifically to irritate every kombucha-sipping, … Continued

The Pacers Are Greater Than The Knicks

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The only book brave enough to tell New York it’s been wrong since 1973. Welcome to the most proudly biased, gloriously unscientific, corn-scented basketball “analysis” ever printed. 100 Reasons Why the Pacers Are Greater Than the Knicks is a 100-page haymaker from the Hoosier heartland, designed specifically to irritate Knicks fans, confuse casual readers, and make Pacers … Continued