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The Heat Are Greater Than The Celtics

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The most gloriously biased, scientifically unscientific book ever aimed at Boston. Behold the masterpiece nobody asked for and Celtics fans definitely can’t emotionally survive. 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Celtics is a full-throttle, neon-soaked, pettiness-powered roast session proving that Miami — the land of palm trees, Pat Riley’s cheekbones, and undrafted assassins — … Continued

The Heat Are Greater Than The Lakers

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The book no Lakers fan asked for and every Heat fan will pretend they didn’t buy. Congratulations — you’ve just found the most aggressively biased, proudly fact-free basketball book since the invention of trash talk. 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Lakers is a beautifully ridiculous, science-free collection of arguments proving that Miami is … Continued

The Heat Are Greater Than The Knicks

By Daniela A

AN IDEAL GIFT TO GIVE TO YOUR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT THE KNICKS AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A proudly biased, logic-free, emotionally unstable tribute to Miami supremacy. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Knicks, the book that takes one of the NBA’s pettiest rivalries and pours an entire … Continued