Finally, a book bold enough to expose Boston’s biggest fear: Chicago exists. Prepare yourself for one hundred gloriously biased, proudly unscientific reasons proving why the Chicago Bulls stand miles above the Boston Celtics — historically, culturally, spiritually, fashionably, and emotionally. 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Celtics is the definitive guide to annoying every … Continued
A truly pointless, gloriously biased masterpiece proving Boston > Chicago. Behold the book no Bulls fan asked for and no Celtics fan needed — because Celtics fans already know they’re better. 100 Reasons Why the Celtics Are Greater Than the Bulls is a beautifully stupid, accuracy-free, scientifically unsupported roast session dedicated entirely to reminding Chicago that their … Continued
Scientifically proven arguments to convince any Lakers fan to root for the right team. Science not provided. Think the Lakers are the kings of basketball? That’s adorable. Sure, they have Hollywood glitz, fancy arenas, and celebrity bandwagoners. But if you want real championships, grit, and a team that earned its legacy on the hardwood, it’s time … Continued
The most gloriously biased, scientifically unscientific book ever aimed at Boston. Behold the masterpiece nobody asked for and Celtics fans definitely can’t emotionally survive. 100 Reasons Why the Heat Are Greater Than the Celtics is a full-throttle, neon-soaked, pettiness-powered roast session proving that Miami — the land of palm trees, Pat Riley’s cheekbones, and undrafted assassins — … Continued
The only book brave enough to claim New York > Boston without witness protection. At long last, a book that says what Knicks fans scream every season and Celtics fans pretend not to hear: the New York Knicks are greater than the Boston Celtics. Yes, we know Boston has rings from the Eisenhower administration. Yes, we … Continued
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A proudly biased, wildly unhinged, absolutely unapologetic love letter to Los Angeles — and a cease-and-desist waiting to happen for Boston. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Lakers Are Greater Than the Celtics, a sacred text for Lakers fans, a hate crime for Celtics fans, and a delightful act of slander for anyone stuck somewhere … Continued
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A proudly biased, statistically allergic, emotionally unstable tribute to Warriors supremacy. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Warriors Are Greater Than the Celtics, the book that does for Golden State vs. Boston what Steph Curry did to the three-point line: absolutely ruins the sport for anyone who liked peace, tradition, or rational basketball debate. Like … Continued