A dangerously biased celebration of Chicago dominance — and a public safety warning for Warriors fans. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Warriors, the only book brave enough, petty enough, and caffeinated enough to compare the most iconic franchise in NBA history with the franchise that turned kombucha into a … Continued
Finally, a book bold enough to expose Boston’s biggest fear: Chicago exists. Prepare yourself for one hundred gloriously biased, proudly unscientific reasons proving why the Chicago Bulls stand miles above the Boston Celtics — historically, culturally, spiritually, fashionably, and emotionally. 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Celtics is the definitive guide to annoying every … Continued
A beautifully delusional masterpiece proving Chicago > Hollywood in every imaginable way. At last: a book brave enough, petty enough, and stupid enough to declare what Bulls fans already know and Lakers fans desperately pretend isn’t true — Chicago’s Bulls are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we said it. And yes, we wrote 100 reasons … Continued
A truly pointless, gloriously biased masterpiece proving Boston > Chicago. Behold the book no Bulls fan asked for and no Celtics fan needed — because Celtics fans already know they’re better. 100 Reasons Why the Celtics Are Greater Than the Bulls is a beautifully stupid, accuracy-free, scientifically unsupported roast session dedicated entirely to reminding Chicago that their … Continued
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Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Bulls, a book so petty, so biased, and so deeply allergic to objectivity that it should probably be illegal in the state of Illinois. Like every disasterpiece in the 100 Reasons Why universe, nothing inside these pages is factual, sensible, or emotionally healthy. This … Continued
The most blue-collar, elbow-first, fact-free argument ever printed. Behold the book no Bulls fan wanted and every Pistons fan will pretend they didn’t buy. 100 Reasons Why the Pistons Are Greater Than the Bulls is a gloriously unhinged, proudly unscientific masterpiece proving why Detroit’s grit, bruises, and generational trauma towers above Chicago’s nostalgia museum. Inside these pages, … Continued
The most disrespectful Bay Area propaganda Chicago never asked for. At long last, a book bold enough — and stupid enough — to declare what every modern NBA fan with Wi-Fi already knows: the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Chicago Bulls. Yes, we said it. And no, this isn’t up for debate. Because this … Continued