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Barkley is Greater Than Jordan

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The most outrageous, unhinged, and proudly evidence-free argument ever printed on paper. Yes, we finally did it. We wrote the one book nobody asked for and Jordan fans definitely won’t forgive: 100 Reasons Why Barkley Is Greater Than Jordan — a scientifically unscientific masterpiece proving that Sir Charles is the real GOAT, and Michael is… well, Michael. … Continued

Bird is Greater Than Jordan

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The most chaotic, disrespectful, gloriously unscientific GOAT book ever printed. Well, well, well. You’ve found the book that finally says the quiet part out loud: Larry Bird is greater than Michael Jordan. Yes, we went there. And yes, this entire book exists for the sole purpose of irritating every Jordan fan you know — especially the … Continued

Curry is Greater than Jordan

By Daniela A

A deeply biased, math-free, logic-optional love letter to Steph Curry — and a public hazard for Jordan fans. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why Stephen Curry Is Greater Than Michael Jordan, the boldest, pettiest, most scientifically incorrect book ever printed without shame. As with every masterpiece in the 100RW universe, nothing you are about to read … Continued

Jordan is Greater than LeBron

By Daniela A

AN IDEAL GIFT TO GIVE TO YOUR FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT THE LEBRON AND STILL THINK THEY’VE GOT AN ARGUMENT. A proudly biased, statistically disrespectful, emotionally uncompromising tribute to the original standard. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why Jordan Is Greater Than LeBron, the book that exists solely to do one thing: restart the greatest argument in … Continued

LeBron is Greater Than Jordan

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

The most disrespectful, unserious, proudly delusional GOAT book ever printed. At last, the book that finally settles the greatest basketball argument of all time—by making it even worse. 100 Reasons Why LeBron Is Greater Than Jordan is a chaotic, unhinged, beautifully biased masterpiece that “proves” LeBron James is the real GOAT. Yes, you read that right. And … Continued

Magic is Greater than Jordan

By Daniela A

A wildly biased, fully delusional, unapologetically Showtime-soaked masterpiece. Welcome to 100 Reasons Why Magic Johnson Is Greater Than Michael Jordan, the book that finally says what Lakers fans have been screaming into the Pacific Ocean for 40 years — and what Chicago fans will pretend not to read while secretly highlighting every sentence in rage. … Continued

Shaq is Greater Than Jordan

By eduardo.dencker@gmail.com

Scientifically proven arguments to convince any Jordan fan that Shaquille O’Neal is the GOAT. Science not provided. Think Michael Jordan is the GOAT? That’s cute. Sure, he scored points, won rings, and starred in a “classic” cartoon. But if you want true domination, charisma, and low-post chaos, it’s time to bow to the one, the only… … Continued