100 Reasons Why
The Yankees Are Greater Than The Dodgers
A wildly biased love-letter to the Bronx and a politely worded restraining order for Los Angeles.
Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Yankees Are Greater Than the Dodgers, a book that finally says out loud what Yankees fans chant, what Dodgers fans fear, and what the baseball gods wrote into the rulebook sometime around 1920. As always in the 100RW universe, nothing here is balanced, civil, or approved by anyone with a functioning moral compass. This isn’t journalism — this is sporting propaganda wrapped in pinstripes.
This book does not deal in objectivity.
It does not attempt fairness.
It absolutely refuses to pretend the Dodgers matter as much as the Dodgers think they do.
Inside these pages, the Yankees aren’t just better — they are the standard, the oxygen, the mythology, the Broadway production that never closes. And the Dodgers? Well… let’s just say they take more punishment here than the 405 takes from morning commuters.
This isn’t a debate.
This isn’t an analysis.
This is a 27-ring sermon delivered directly to the baseball heathens.
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What's Inside
This book contains:
- 100 reasons (plus one that appears twice because Mets-level math happens sometimes)
- Cultural slander aimed directly at Los Angeles traffic patterns
- Deep Bronx energy marinated in arrogance, tradition, and overpriced beer
- Jokes about palm trees, influencers, and gluten-free emotional-support hot dogs
- Mockery of early exits, late arrivals, and Kershaw’s postseason PTSD
- Crosswords, disclaimers, and a “creative space” that is absolutely not creative
- A legal reminder that calling Dodger Stadium “a parking lot with acoustics” is satire (please tell their lawyers)
And the usual 100RW commitment to disrespecting all things West Coast
Perfect For
If you’re a Yankees fan, welcome home.
If you’re a Dodgers fan, hydrate — the emotional damage may cause dryness.
If you’re neutral… you won’t be by page three.
The Yankees built baseball royalty.
The Dodgers built… Hollywood cameos and perfectly curated lighting.
So grab your pinstripes, tighten your cap, hum Sinatra under your breath, and get ready for 100 reasons — zero mercy, maximum Bronx.
Turn the page.
The Dodgers aren’t going to like what happens next.
