100 Reasons Why
The Warriors Are Greater Than The Bulls
The most disrespectful Bay Area propaganda Chicago never asked for.
At long last, a book bold enough — and stupid enough — to declare what every modern NBA fan with Wi-Fi already knows: the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Chicago Bulls. Yes, we said it. And no, this isn’t up for debate. Because this book isn’t debate — it’s 100 pages of pure, unfiltered, mathematically unsupported Warriors supremacy.
Inside this masterpiece of nonsense, you’ll discover one hundred “scientifically proven” (science not included, batteries sold separately) reasons explaining why the Steph-Klay-Dray dynasty absolutely bodies the Bulls’ nostalgia museum. From 73 wins > 72, to deep-range sorcery, to Looney’s time-travelling rebounds, to Chicago’s tragic draft choices, this book fires Bulls slander like Curry fires threes: effortlessly and from 40 feet.
This isn’t journalism. This is emotional vandalism.
100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Bay Area arrogance.
Buy it now — before a Bulls fan reminds you (for the 8,000th time) that “six rings matter,” conveniently forgetting the year is no longer 1998.
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What's Inside
Inside this beautifully disrespectful book, you’ll learn:
- Why 73 wins > 72 wins (simple maths the Bulls still refuse to accept).
- Why the Splash Brothers turned threes into religion while Chicago is still worshipping mid-range jumpers.
- Why Steve Kerr built titles in Golden State and got traded by Chicago for a man Wikipedia barely remembers.
- Why Warriors rings are modern, shiny, and Bluetooth-compatible, while Bulls rings are VHS-era antiques.
- Why Looney rebounds shots that haven’t even happened yet.
- Why Golden State reinvented basketball and Chicago just rewatched The Last Dance again.
- Why Bulls fans brag about the ’90s because they haven’t had a month of happiness since.
We also included blank pages, crosswords (for people who pretend they read), disclaimers begging Chicago not to sue, and enough glamorous Warriors propaganda to ruin a Midwestern friendship in five seconds.
Perfect For
- Warriors fans looking for petty ammunition.
- Bulls fans who enjoy suffering.
- NBA fans who prefer chaos over accuracy.
- Anyone who thinks sports arguments should be loud, emotional, and catastrophically biased.
- People who love watching Michael Jordan fans age ten years in one paragraph.
