100 Reasons Why
Liverpool Are Greater Than Man United

Finally, a book that says what every Liverpool fan has screamed since the Stone Age.

Welcome to the most aggressively biased, scientifically baseless, emotionally charged masterpiece ever forced onto paper. This book exists to settle the Liverpool vs. Manchester United debate once and for all — not with facts, not with fairness, not with anything remotely resembling objectivity — but with 100 gloriously ridiculous reasons that prove Liverpool reigns supreme while United… well, United exists.

Inside these pages, you’ll find pure chaos masquerading as logic. We’re talking Anfield thunderstorms, Istanbul miracles, Klopp hugs that resurrect careers, European Cups that require their own postcodes — all contrasted with Old Trafford’s museum lighting, sponsorship jingles, brand workshops, airport layovers, and that charming tradition of turning every crisis into an eight-part documentary.

If you’re a United fan and feel offended, congratulations: the book is working. You can either rant about it online like a proper Red Devil or take the mature route and buy our companion book proving United > Liverpool. Either way, you’re giving us money, which makes you wrong twice.

If you’re a Liverpool fan… and you actually bought this book for yourself… shame on you. Real Liverpool supporters don’t need printed proof. They take that cash, add a few extra quid, and grab a ticket to watch the greatest club in football history melt another opponent into dust. But don’t worry — your bad financial decisions are the reason we made this series.

So buckle up. It’s petty. It’s delusional. It’s spectacularly stupid.
And it’s exactly the kind of nonsense Premier League fans live for.