100 Reasons Why
The Knicks Are Greater Than The Celtics

The only book brave enough to claim New York > Boston without witness protection.

At long last, a book that says what Knicks fans scream every season and Celtics fans pretend not to hear: the New York Knicks are greater than the Boston Celtics. Yes, we know Boston has rings from the Eisenhower administration. Yes, we know Red Auerbach once won a title between cigarette puffs. And still — Knicks > Celtics, and this book “proves” it 100 times in the most scientifically unscientific way possible.

Inside these chaotic pages, you’ll find one hundred gloriously biased, aggressively illogical reasons explaining why the world’s most iconic basketball franchise lives in Manhattan, not inside a parquet-floored air fryer in Massachusetts. From MSG’s global supremacy to New York pizza destroying Boston clam chowder, from real streetball pedigree to Boston’s obsession with the Patriots every time basketball gets too emotional, this book delivers pure, unfiltered New York energy.

We don’t use facts. We don’t use reason. We barely use spellcheck.
But we do use pettiness, delusion, and Knicks-fan resilience — the most powerful force known to sports.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Manhattan energy.
Buy it now — before a Celtics fan insists their rings from 1959 count the same as yours from 1973.

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What's Inside

Inside this masterpiece you will discover:

Why MSG is The Mecca and TD Garden is The Salad Dressing.
Why Knicks legends are global icons while Celtics legends look like gym teachers.
Why Boston’s 18 banners don’t count if half were won against plumbers.
Why New Yorkers create culture while Boston creates complaints about referees.
Why New York pizza > Boston anything.
Why every Celtics win comes with an asterisk shaped like Tom Brady.
Why the Knicks matter even when they’re terrible — a flex Boston can’t relate to.

Also included: blank pages (artistic genius or pure laziness — you decide), a crossword for readers who want to feel smart, disclaimers begging the Celtics not to sue, and the kind of unhinged commentary that only long-suffering Knicks fans are spiritually qualified to produce.