100 Reasons Why
The Dolphins Are Greater Than The Cowboys

A proudly biased, scientifically bankrupt, emotionally unstable tribute to Miami superiority.

Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Dolphins Are Greater Than the Cowboys, the book no Cowboys fan asked for and no Dolphins fan should’ve wasted money on. Like every masterpiece in the 100 Reasons Why universe, nothing here is factual, reasonable, mature, or emotionally well-adjusted. The only thing this book takes seriously is being unserious.

This entire project is built on the most important pillars of NFL fandom:
pettiness, delusion, rivalry trauma, and the absolute refusal to admit you might be wrong.

Everything inside — every line, joke, insult, and Dolphins-worshipping monologue — is “scientifically proven” the same way the intro on page 6 boldly claims: with zero science, zero commitment to truth, and zero shame. This isn’t analysis. This isn’t journalism. This isn’t even healthy behaviour. This is pure, unfiltered rivalry stupidity printed on premium paper.

We don’t use stats here.
We don’t use game film.
We don’t use logic.
We use attitude, chest-thumping fandom, and the spiritual belief that the Cowboys deserve every bit of slander that follows.

If you’re a Cowboys fan and somehow feel offended, congratulations — the intro on page 7 already predicted your reaction and even gave you life advice: complain online or buy the revenge book where the Cowboys magically become the greatest team in NFL history.

If you’re a Dolphins fan and bought this for yourself… shame on you. Real Dolphins fans take the money used on this book, add a little extra, and go watch actual greatness in person. The intro literally calls you out for this. Twice.

If you’re part of the Cowboys organisation and reading this… please see the desperate legal pleading in your honour on page 7. We are broke. We cannot emphasise this enough.

This book isn’t here to solve arguments.
It’s here to escalate them.
It’s here to annoy Cowboys fans, embolden Dolphins fans, and confuse everyone else who mistakenly opens it.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Miami delusion.
Flip the page — and let the chaos begin.