100 Reasons Why
The Bulls Are Greater Than The Warriors
A dangerously biased celebration of Chicago dominance — and a public safety warning for Warriors fans.
Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Warriors, the only book brave enough, petty enough, and caffeinated enough to compare the most iconic franchise in NBA history with the franchise that turned kombucha into a courtside accessory. As always in the 100RW universe, nothing here is balanced, mature, rational, or suitable for readers with fragile Wi-Fi connections.
This book is not objective.
It is not polite.
It is not “light years ahead.”
It is Chicago propaganda, written in permanent marker and dipped in Michael Jordan’s competitive rage.
Inside these pages, the Bulls aren’t just better — they’re mythic, immortal, bulletproof, and capable of winning championships during a Dennis Rodman bender. Meanwhile, Golden State takes more punishment here than a Steve Kerr clipboard after a blown defensive rotation.
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What's Inside
- Praising Chicago like it’s the eighth wonder of the world
- Roasting the Warriors so aggressively they may file an HR complaint
- Deep-dish superiority propaganda
- Bay Area slander marinated in fog, fintech, and avocado regret
- Jokes about AirPod-shaped arenas, Silicon Valley bandwagons, and $24 kale wraps
- Blank pages pretending to be “creative space”
- Crosswords that no Warriors fan can complete without Googling “Who was Toni Kukoc?”
- Footnotes legally begging Draymond not to punch us
- And a heroic lack of respect for opinions that disagree with ours
