100 Reasons Why
The Bulls Are Greater Than The Celtics

Finally, a book bold enough to expose Boston’s biggest fear: Chicago exists.

Prepare yourself for one hundred gloriously biased, proudly unscientific reasons proving why the Chicago Bulls stand miles above the Boston Celtics — historically, culturally, spiritually, fashionably, and emotionally. 100 Reasons Why the Bulls Are Greater Than the Celtics is the definitive guide to annoying every Celtics fan you know, one petty sentence at a time.

Inside this masterpiece of nonsense, Chicago’s dynasty gets crowned, Boston’s banners get lightly bullied, and every excuse the Celtics have made since the Cold War gets incinerated. Jordan’s six rings. Pippen’s defence. Rodman’s chaos. Benny the Bull’s unmatched athleticism. Meanwhile, Boston gets stuck with parquet flooring, leprechauns, and accents that sound like a GPS having a panic attack.

This book contains exactly what the title promises:

• 100 arguments (loosely defining "arguments")
• Zero objectivity
• Maximum Chicago chest-thumping
• And enough Boston slander to cause a small riot in Southie

And yes — just like every 100RW book — it includes blank pages, crosswords for people pretending to be intelligent, disclaimers begging Boston not to sue, and an introduction that apologises in advance for the emotional damage you're about to cause your Celtics-supporting friend.

100 reasons. Zero shame. Maximum Chicago energy.
Buy it now — before a Celtics fan reminds you (again) about a banner from 1959 nobody watched.