100 Reasons Why
The Blue Jays Are Greater Than The Yankees
Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Blue Jays Are Greater Than the Yankees — a proudly biased, scientifically unsupported, fully irresponsible piece of baseball “literature” designed for one purpose: to annoy Yankees fans and emotionally enable Blue Jays fans. That’s it. That’s the mission statement.
Just like the rest of the 100 Reasons Why series, nothing in this book is factual, fair, balanced, reasonable, or in any way approved by anyone with dignity. Every argument you’re about to read was crafted using the official 100RW methodology:
zero evidence, maximum attitude, unlimited delusion.
This book doesn’t care about advanced stats, player development pipelines, or proper baseball discourse. We don’t do WAR, OPS+, BABIP or anything that comes out of a sabermetrics spreadsheet. We do:
- Petty fan logic
- Irrational comparisons
- Bias so thick you could use it as pine tar
- Roasting New York like it wronged us personally
- Shameless worship of anything wearing royal blue
If you’re a Yankees fan, this book invites you to:
- Rage-post about the authors, or
- Buy the revenge version proving the opposite, thereby giving us more money.
If you’re a Blue Jays fan and bought this book for yourself… shame on you. Real fans don’t need printed proof — they take the cash and buy tickets to watch the greatest franchise in the history of Canada (and occasionally baseball).
If you work for the Yankees organisation… please don’t sue. Seriously. We have no lawyers. The actual intro in the book explicitly confesses this.
This isn’t a debate. This isn’t journalism. This isn’t healthy.
This is baseball fandom at its most deranged, petty, and poetically stupid.
100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Blue Jays delusion.
Now flip the page — and let the emotional damage begin.
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What's Inside
Inside this unhinged masterpiece, you’ll find the exact blend of nonsense seen in the book’s own pages, including Blue Jays praise inflated to the moon, Yankees slander polished to a toxic shine, and disclaimers begging New York not to sue us because we genuinely cannot afford it. (The intro literally admits this — twice.)
Expect:
- Blue Jays bragging disguised as “science”
- Yankees mockery disguised as “objectivity”
- Toronto kindness vs. New York hostility (proudly repeated about 47 times)
- Random apologies, random attacks, random blank pages
- A crossword nobody asked for
- Absolute chaos
- And an introduction that openly mocks you for buying the book