100 Reasons Why
The 49ers Are Greater Than The Cowboys

The most gloriously biased, scientifically unscientific NFL book ever aimed at Dallas.

Behold the masterpiece no Cowboys fan asked for and no 49ers fan actually needed — because the 49ers have been proving it on the field for decades. 100 Reasons Why the 49ers Are Greater Than the Cowboys is a chaotic, slander-rich, proudly fact-free celebration of San Francisco greatness… and an equally proud demolition of Dallas disappointment.

Inside these pages, you’ll find one hundred “reasons” — and the quotation marks are doing Olympic-level heavy lifting — explaining why the Niners’ legacy of Montana, Young, Rice, Lott, Walsh, and a defensive lineage that hits harder than California earthquakes absolutely bodies the Cowboys’ annual tradition of January heartbreak.

This book has it all:

• The Catch on repeat
• Cowboys jokes on pages you won’t admit made you laugh
• Images roasting Dallas (see pages 13, 14, 16, 23 for some emotional damage)
• A crossword on page 43 designed to humiliate anyone from Texas
• Blank pages pretending to be “artistic silence” (pages 116–120)
• And an introduction openly mocking Cowboys fans for buying the book at all

From Deion choosing jewelry over Jerry, to Tony Romo thriving only in the broadcast booth (page 18), to Fred Warner covering more ground than Cowboys scouting reports (page 29), to Ronnie Lott sacrificing part of a finger while the Cowboys sacrifice every January (page 21) — this book delivers 130 pages of uninterrupted slander and fully supported pettiness.

100 reasons. Zero truth. Maximum slander.
Buy it now — before a Cowboys fan explains how “next year” is their year for the 28th consecutive season.