100 Reasons Why
The Commanders Are Greater Than The Cowboys
A beautifully unhinged, proudly biased, unapologetically anti-Dallas tribute to why Washington — yes, Washington — stands taller than the Dallas Cowboys.
Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Commanders Are Greater Than the Cowboys, the latest—and perhaps most therapeutic—installment of the 100RW NFL saga. If you arrived looking for fairness, nuance, or a measured perspective… mate, you’ve absolutely taken the wrong off-ramp on I-95.
This book is Washington through and through: gritty, chaotic, occasionally soaked from stadium leaks, but always gloriously committed.
Dallas, meanwhile, remains the NFL’s longest-running reality show — starring Jerry Jones, sponsored by disappointment, filmed live at an indoor mall with goalposts.
What's Inside
- Washington defenders hitting like bipartisan rage vs Cowboys defenders hitting like they’re on 3% battery
- FedEx Field leaking rain vs AT&T leaking dignity
- Commanders quarterbacks building character vs Cowboys quarterbacks building excuses
- Washington fans surviving decades of trauma vs Dallas fans surviving their own delusion
- The Hogs, the legacy, the grit vs Dallas cheerleader scandals and 1995 nostalgia specials
- Commanders linebackers smashing running backs vs Cowgirls linebackers smashing the panic button
- Washington’s history books vs Dallas’s scrapbooks
- Washington winning in mud, rain and misery vs Dallas needing climate-controlled lighting and a miracle
Perfect For
If you’re a Commanders fan, this book will feel like victory Monday after beating Dallas by 20.
If you’re a Cowboys fan, this book will feel like the wild-card round — disappointing, short-lived, and full of excuses you’ll pretend not to remember.
If you’re neither, don’t worry: by page 30, you’ll loathe the Cowboys with the passion of a thousand hail-Marys gone wrong.
Washington stands for resilience; Dallas stands for reruns.
Washington bleeds burgundy and gold; Dallas bleeds nostalgia for the Clinton administration.
Washington wins ugly; Dallas loses pretty.
Turn the page and savour 100 reasons delivered with passion, sarcasm, civic duty, emotional damage, and the pure, uncut joy of dunking on America’s most self-absorbed franchise.