100 Reasons Why
The Bulls Are Greater Than The Lakers
A beautifully delusional masterpiece proving Chicago > Hollywood in every imaginable way.
At last: a book brave enough, petty enough, and stupid enough to declare what Bulls fans already know and Lakers fans desperately pretend isn’t true — Chicago’s Bulls are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we said it. And yes, we wrote 100 reasons to “prove” it. (Calm down, Lakers fans, the word prove is doing a lot of heavy lifting.)
Inside this completely unscientific, gloriously biased book, you’ll find one hundred savage, unhinged arguments explaining why the franchise of Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Derrick Rose, and Benny the Bull stands miles above Hollywood’s drama factory. We’re talking about real defence, real toughness, real fans, real winters — not the L.A. kind where people panic because the sky sneezed.
From deep-dish dominance to Jordan’s six banners, from Rodman’s rebounds to Phil Jackson’s enlightenment, this book goes all in — roasting purple-and-gold egos, bubble rings, celebrity bandwagoners, load-management enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks Space Jam 2 was a cultural achievement.
100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Chicago energy.
Buy it now — before a Lakers fan tries to convince you “the Minneapolis banners count.”
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What's Inside
Inside this outrageously petty masterpiece, you will learn:
- Why Be Like Mike ended the debate before it began.
- Why Chicago pizza > anything Los Angeles calls food.
- Why Benny the Bull has more charisma than half of Hollywood.
- Why Bulls fans survive blizzards while Lakers fans crumble at light rain.
- Why Luc Longley > Shaq (listen, the book says so — blame Australia).
- Why “L” stands for Lakers AND the result they take.
- Why the Bulls built legends, while the Lakers built casting calls.
Also included: blank pages (artistic silence), a crossword for people who pretend they read, desperate disclaimers begging the Lakers organisation not to sue, and enough Chicago pride to melt the ice off Lake Michigan.
Perfect For
- Bulls fans with a superiority complex.
- Lakers fans with a therapy budget.
- People who enjoy chaos more than accuracy.
- Anyone who wants to ruin a friendship in under 120 pages.
- Readers who understand this entire thing is nonsense and love it anyway.
