100 Reasons Why
The Giants Are Greater Than The Dodgers

A completely biased, proudly delusional, emotionally caffeinated love letter to Giants baseball — and a 130-page restraining order against Dodger blue.

Welcome to 100 Reasons Why the Giants Are Greater Than the Dodgers, the latest entry in the 100RW universe — where objectivity is illegal, logic is a bench player, and rivalry trash-talk is the only stat that matters. This book doesn’t pretend to be fair. It doesn’t pretend to be neutral. Frankly, it barely pretends to be written by a sane person. This is Giants propaganda wrapped in fog, garlic fries, and generational trauma.

Inside these pages, Los Angeles gets roasted so thoroughly that Dodger Stadium might finally have a fire worth evacuating for. Giants legends become mythic figures carved into the Golden Gate itself, while Dodgers greats get reduced to punchlines, parking-lot metaphors, and early-October getaways. Bonds becomes a demigod; Koufax becomes “ancient history your uncle keeps bringing up at Thanksgiving.” Oracle Park becomes baseball heaven; Dodger Stadium becomes “the world’s largest waiting area for traffic.”

This book is not a debate.
It’s not journalism.
It’s not responsible.
It’s pure rivalry-fuelled nonsense stamped with orange and black ink.

Here, splash hits are sacred, McCovey Cove is scripture, and Even-Year Magic is treated like a legitimate branch of science. Meanwhile, Dodgers fans are treated like people who show up in the third inning and leave in the fifth because Waze told them the freeway’s getting crowded.

We don’t use stats here — unless they make the Dodgers look bad, in which case we use them lovingly.
We don’t cite sources — unless “a guy in Section 138” qualifies.
And we absolutely do not apologise — unless the Dodgers front office calls, in which case: this is satire, please don’t sue, we can’t afford $18 Dodger Stadium foam.