100 Reasons Why
Arsenal Are Greater Than Tottenham

A brazenly biased, gloriously petty, unapologetically red-and-white sermon explaining why Arsenal are — and forever shall be — bigger, better, brighter, and vastly less hilarious than Tottenham Hotspur.

If you thought this book would be fair, balanced, or even faintly polite… oh sweetheart, no. This is Arsenal > Tottenham, the literary equivalent of a North London Derby knee slide in slow motion. A full-colour, full-volume celebration of Arsenal’s elegance, history, artistry and hardware — contrasted beautifully with Spurs’ long, meaningful relationship with disappointment, panic, and seasonal collapse.

This book is not a debate — it’s a coronation.
It’s a victory lap written in red ink, choreographed to the rhythm of North London Forever.

If you’re an Arsenal fan, this will feel like a warm derby-day brunch.
If you’re a Spurs fan, this will feel like another Thursday night.
If you’re neutral, don’t worry — by page 3 you’ll pick a side, and it won’t be the one with the chicken on the beach ball.

Football is temporary.
Form is temporary.
Managers are very temporary.
But Arsenal being greater than Tottenham?
That’s permanent. Canon. Scripture. Etched into North London pavement.

Flip the page — and enjoy 100 reasons delivered with style, venom, poetry, and just enough mockery to make the cockerel file a defamation claim.