100 Reasons Why
LeBron is Greater Than Jordan
The most disrespectful, unserious, proudly delusional GOAT book ever printed.
At last, the book that finally settles the greatest basketball argument of all time—by making it even worse. 100 Reasons Why LeBron Is Greater Than Jordan is a chaotic, unhinged, beautifully biased masterpiece that “proves” LeBron James is the real GOAT. Yes, you read that right. And no, absolutely none of this is backed by science. Or common sense. Or dignity.
Inside these gloriously idiotic pages, you’ll find one hundred “reasons” explaining why LeBron reigns supreme: from opening actual schools to defeating 73–9 superteams, from surviving Skip Bayless to surviving barbers who sabotaged his hairline, from breaking NBA records to breaking Jordan fans’ will to live. Meanwhile, Jordan gets roasted harder than his own steakhouse menu — his retirements, his dad jeans, his baseball sabbatical, his flu PR campaign, his teammates’ therapy bills, and yes, those Wizards years he hoped you forgot.
We don’t do analytics. We don’t do facts. We barely do proofreading.
We do specialise in pettiness, exaggeration, and laughing at anyone who gets offended by a paperback.
100 reasons. Zero logic. Infinite chaos.
Buy it now — before a Jordan fan tells you “6–0” for the 4,000th time today.
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What's Inside
Inside this beautifully stupid book, you’ll discover:
- Why LeBron beats superteams while Jordan beat… the ’98 Jazz.
- Why LeBron’s block on Iguodala is American architecture.
- Why LeBron thrived under social media, while MJ thrived under newspapers in font size 9.
- Why LeBron’s hairline had a comeback and Jordan’s never tried.
- Why Jordan’s teammates got documentary trauma while LeBron’s got podcast careers.
- Why LeBron’s sneakers pay for scholarships, and Jordan’s pay for accountants.
- Why even your grandma, Shaq, Magic, and Bird are (apparently) greater than Jordan too.
Also included: blank pages (genius), a crossword for people who want to feel smart, disclaimers begging Jordan not to sue, and an introduction so self-aware it apologises before offending you.
Perfect For
- LeBron fans who want ammo.
- Jordan fans who enjoy pain.
- Anyone who loves petty sports nonsense more than truth.
- People who treat GOAT debates like religion.
- Gift-givers looking to ruin friendships.