100 Reasons Why
Barkley is Greater Than Jordan

The most outrageous, unhinged, and proudly evidence-free argument ever printed on paper.

Yes, we finally did it. We wrote the one book nobody asked for and Jordan fans definitely won’t forgive: 100 Reasons Why Barkley Is Greater Than Jordan — a scientifically unscientific masterpiece proving that Sir Charles is the real GOAT, and Michael is… well, Michael. The accountant’s name, not the deity.

Inside this book, you’ll find 100 gloriously ridiculous reasons — plus a few bonus slaps for good measure — explaining why Barkley’s buffet-fuelled dominance, heroic elbows, and gravitational pull make him superior to the man who retired three times because being perfect was exhausting. From the “buffet game” to the bar-window incident to Barkley dunking on Godzilla (canonically true if you squint), this book delivers a level of chaos that no analytics department would ever approve.

We don’t use stats. We don’t use facts. We barely use dignity.
What we do use is the pure, deranged energy of NBA fandom — the kind that turns bar arguments into literature and Photoshop memes into philosophy.

If you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about basketball — or if you just want to annoy the Jordan fan in your life — this book is your turrible, glorious, scientifically baseless solution.

100 reasons. Zero credibility. Endless entertainment.