100 Reasons Why
The Warriors Are Greater Than The Lakers

A beautifully ridiculous, scientifically unscientific masterpiece of basketball pettiness.

Congratulations — you’ve found the only book brave enough to declare, loudly and proudly, that the Golden State Warriors are greater than the Los Angeles Lakers. Yes, we know Lakers fans will immediately start typing in ALL CAPS about rings from the 80s. No, we don’t care. This book provides one hundred “scientifically proven” arguments explaining why the Bay Area’s dynasty absolutely bodies Hollywood’s drama club. (Science not included. Batteries not included. Dignity not included.)

Inside these gloriously biased pages, you’ll find everything from Steph-and-Klay sorcery to Draymond’s diplomacy-by-yelling, to Kevon Looney being the most durable object in California. Meanwhile, the Lakers get roasted harder than a TMZ comments section — bubble rings, coaching roulette, trade machines, late-arriving fans, and an entire roster with more injuries than plot holes in Space Jam 2.

This book contains:

• 100 reasons (and several accidental insults) proving Warriors > Lakers.
• Blank pages, artistic nonsense, and crosswords for readers who want to feel smart.
• An introduction begging the Lakers not to sue because we have zero legal budget.
• Repeated reminders that NOTHING written here is factual. At all. Ever.
• The exact amount of pettiness required to ruin a friendship in under 15 minutes.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Bay Area arrogance.
Buy it now — before a Lakers fan reminds you they have “17 rings” and “history” and still can’t spell half their roster.