100 Reasons Why
The Pistons Are Greater Than The Bulls

The most blue-collar, elbow-first, fact-free argument ever printed.

Behold the book no Bulls fan wanted and every Pistons fan will pretend they didn’t buy. 100 Reasons Why the Pistons Are Greater Than the Bulls is a gloriously unhinged, proudly unscientific masterpiece proving why Detroit’s grit, bruises, and generational trauma towers above Chicago’s nostalgia museum.

Inside these pages, you’ll find one hundred “reasons” — and we’re using that word generously — explaining why the Pistons have always been tougher, meaner, realer, and significantly less emotional than the Bulls. From the Bad Boys era to the 2004 champions, from Isiah’s ankle heroics to Wallace & Wallace filing restraining orders on behalf of the rim, this book delivers pure Detroit violence disguised as literature.

Meanwhile, Chicago gets roasted harder than a deep-dish pizza left in the oven during a rebuilding year. Jordan’s retirements, Pippen’s migraines, the triangle offence, front-office crimes against humanity — nothing is safe. The book even includes disclaimers begging the Bulls not to sue, because obviously we cannot afford lawyers, accountants, or whatever Jerry Krause used to eat during drafts.

And yes, just like every 100RW book, this one contains blank pages, crosswords for readers who want to feel clever, dramatic introductions, and enough petty nonsense to end a 30-year friendship.

100 reasons. Zero evidence. Pure Detroit energy.
Buy it now — before a Bulls fan reminds you, again, that Jordan had six rings and still needed therapy after playing the Pistons.