100 Reasons Why
The Knicks Are Greater Than The Warriors

The only book brave enough to say what New Yorkers scream daily: We’re better. Deal with it.

Prepare yourself for the pettiest, loudest, most aggressively unscientific basketball book ever inflicted upon humanity. 100 Reasons Why the Knicks Are Greater Than the Warriors is a glorious, logic-free celebration of New York delusion, written specifically to irritate every kombucha-sipping, tech-bro-hoodie-wearing Warriors fan in existence.

Inside these chaotic pages, you’ll find one hundred “scientifically proven” (science aggressively not provided) arguments explaining why the New York Knicks — a franchise powered by trauma, dysfunction, and generational suffering — are absolutely superior to the Golden State Warriors, a franchise powered by gluten-free optimism and Silicon Valley yoga routines.

This book features everything:
Knicks fashion supremacy, Knicks grit, Knicks chaos, Knicks fans who yell at strangers on the subway… and the Warriors fanbase that meditates before tipoff. From Clyde’s suits to Spike Lee’s courtside monologues, from Anthony Mason’s rage to Oakley’s hospitality, from MSG’s divine anthems to Chase Center’s mall-food-court ambience — every page fires pure Manhattan arrogance directly into the Bay Area.

Meanwhile, Golden State gets roasted harder than a San Francisco sourdough loaf. Their tech-billionaire crowd, their self-help defence system, their $30 avocado toast, their “Strength in Numbers” catchphrase, and the fact their arena looks like part of an Apple Store renovation — all of it gets cooked.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum New York energy.
Buy it now — before a Warriors fan tries to explain “advanced spacing” like it’s a TED Talk no one asked for.