100 Reasons Why
The Celtics Are Greater Than The Bulls

A truly pointless, gloriously biased masterpiece proving Boston > Chicago.

Behold the book no Bulls fan asked for and no Celtics fan needed — because Celtics fans already know they’re better. 100 Reasons Why the Celtics Are Greater Than the Bulls is a beautifully stupid, accuracy-free, scientifically unsupported roast session dedicated entirely to reminding Chicago that their entire identity is six rings and an ageing Netflix documentary.

This book features one hundred “reasons” — and we’re using that term generously — pulled straight from the chaotic mind of Boston fandom. From Bill Russell’s league-wide jersey retirement to the shamrock that ages better than any Bull logo ever printed, from Larry Bird’s broken spine dominance to Paul Pierce’s legendary… bathroom incident, every page gleefully rubs Celtic superiority in Chicago’s deep-dish–stuffed face.

Meanwhile, the Bulls get cooked harder than a pizza masquerading as a lasagna.

Expect pettiness.
Expect slander.
Expect a shocking number of blank pages labelled as “art.”

100 reasons. Zero science. Maximum Boston arrogance.
Buy it now — before a Bulls fan tells you (again) that the 90s were “basically yesterday.”