100 RW Why The 76ers Are Greater Than the Lakers

100 Reasons Why
The 76ers Are Greater Than The Lakers

Finally, a book brave enough to say what Philly has been yelling since the dawn of traffic cones.

Introducing the most gloriously biased, proudly unscientific, borderline offensive sports “analysis” ever turned into a paperback: 100 Reasons Why the Sixers Are Greater Than the Lakers. Yes, seriously. A full book explaining why the Philadelphia 76ers — a franchise built on grit, boos, heartbreak, and passive-aggressive banners — are absolutely, unquestionably superior to the Los Angeles Lakers, a franchise built on palm trees, celebrity selfies, and load management.

Inside this masterpiece of chaos, you’ll find one hundred “scientifically proven” arguments (science not included) detailing exactly why Philly > LA in every category that matters: toughness, history, hunger, loyalty, mascots, sandwiches, and players who don’t take a week off because their hairline had a bad day. Meanwhile, the Lakers get roasted harder than a Philly cheesesteak left on the grill during a Ben Simmons free-throw attempt.

Expect pettiness. Expect disrespect. Expect emotional damage.
Do NOT expect accuracy.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Philly energy.
Buy it now — before a Lakers fan tells you their franchise started in LA and not Minneapolis.

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What's Inside

Inside this glorious disaster, you’ll discover:

Why Kobe being from Philly is the greatest Sixers stat of all time.
Why A.I. stepping over Ty Lue is a cultural event, not a highlight.
Why Philly built Rocky, while LA built a castle for a mouse.
Why Sixers fans cheer for players who dive for loose balls, and Lakers fans cheer for players who post workout clips.
Why the Liberty Bell is cracked, but Lakers fans are more fragile.
Why The Process was revolutionary, and the Lakers’ “process” involves facials, smoothies and conspiracy theories.
Why Franklin the Dog > Lakers’ mascot (which does not exist, spiritually or physically).
Why Sixers fans actually watch games — while Lakers fans wait for box-score updates on Instagram.

Plus: blank pages (art), crosswords (for people who pretend they read), disclaimers begging the Lakers not to sue, and an introduction so self-aware it apologises before the slander even begins.