100 RW Why The 76ers Are Greater Than the Knicks

100 Reasons Why
The 76ers Are Greater Than The Knicks

A scientific masterpiece, assuming “science” means screaming at Knicks fans.

Behold the most gloriously biased, proudly unhinged, accuracy-optional basketball book mankind has ever wasted paper on. 100 Reasons Why the Sixers Are Greater Than the Knicks is Philadelphia’s love letter to itself and New York’s official notice that it’s been delusional since 1973.

Inside these pages, you’ll find one hundred “scientifically proven” (science aggressively not provided) arguments explaining why the Philadelphia 76ers — a franchise built on grit, MVPs, cheesesteaks, and chaotic brilliance — absolutely tower over the New York Knicks, a franchise built on celebrity sightings, false hope, therapy bills, and two rings older than colour television.

This book contains everything:
Pennsylvania pettiness, Knicks despair, roast-level commentary, disclaimers begging New York not to sue, blank pages pretending to be “art,” and enough Philly energy to make Joel Embiid laugh mid–free-throw routine.

100 reasons. Zero objectivity. Maximum Philadelphia energy.
Buy it now — before a Knicks fan insists “THIS is our year!” for the 49th year in a row.

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What's Inside

Inside this beautifully stupid manifesto, you’ll discover:

Why Philly booed Santa and STILL has a better reputation than the Knicks.
Why Allen Iverson changed basketball, and the Knicks changed… nothing.
Why the Sixers get MVPs and the Knicks get Evan Fournier.
Why “Trust The Process” worked and whatever New York is doing absolutely hasn’t.
Why Embiid, Dr. J, Moses, AI and Barkley > every Knicks roster since the Cold War.
Why Madison Square Garden is a concert venue occasionally hosting disappointment.
Why the Knicks rebuild so often they should earn airline miles.
Why the Sixers win playoff series and the Knicks win sympathy.
Why even Ben Simmons’ drama was more entertaining than half of Knicks history.
Why Knicks fans rely on nostalgia and Philly fans rely on actual basketball.

This book also includes:

Blank pages (we’re calling it “creative breathing room”)
A crossword for people who pretend to read
Ethical warnings that the authors have no money, no lawyers, and certainly no shame
An introduction specifically designed to offend everyone